The Miscellaneous Report

I have a cat who sounds like he's saying "No-o" instead of meow. Especially after I ask if he loves me.

When I was in Ireland, no one baked me a potato.

Maker's Mark in the afternoon makes for excellent sleeping in the evening.

Relationships based on instant messages are suspect.

I'm allergic to Desperate Housewives. Keep that show and any conversation related to it away from me.